Wed, Apr 24, 2019 - 11:01am
Progressives gathered on 4/20 in a smoke-filled backroom at an undisclosed location that for sure wasn't Leonardo DiCaprio's home. Actually, it was more of a rave than a meeting — don't take the brown acid — but there were pressing issues on the agenda. “What if Trump sends all those caravans to our sanctuary cities?” the white guy with culturally-appropriated dreadlocks asked. “The 405 is already a nightmare at rush hour.” “But think of the liberal voters,” quipped a woman who looked like Nancy Pelosi but probably wasn't.
Wed, Apr 17, 2019 - 10:58am
Last week, as we dug out from yet another “bomb cyclone,” I wondered why it's been such a brutal winter. I know, you think because I'm a tree-hugging liberal, I'm going to say “climate change.” Nope. (I got paid $5,000 from the Koch Brothers to deny it.)
